Archive for June, 2010


Today…I hiked.  Yes, I’ve been writing and reading and putting air in my tires, but mostly I’ve just hiked. Cue photo montage:

View Lake Minnewaska from the trailhead parking.  Despite the beauty, the lake is naturally acidic (due to the rocks) and almost nothing lives there.

My normal route is to take the Lake Awosting Carriage to the Hamilton point trail, but lately I’ve been exploring the Millbrook Mountain path.  Onward!

The Shawangunk range is defined by two different rock families: Shawangunk Conglomerate, one of the hardest rocks in the region and nearly impervious to erosion, and Martinsberg Shale, which is easily broken into dirt by the elements.  The play between these rocks is the origin of the unique biological diversity of the area.

In areas of shale, the forest is thick and dark.  There’s almost no undergrowth due to the thick canopy.

Alternatively, the conglomerate doesn’t support much of anything (except small chirpy birds on the lookout).

The view over the Palmaghatt Ravine.  Not pictured the Black Ravens patrolling the skies and tossing ominous shadows over the rocks.

Another view, this time toward Hamilton Point.

These are Pitch Pines, the most common tree in Minnewaska.  It thrives amongst the low moisture, low nutrient mountain tops.

Also seen: wild blueberries.

At the end of the carriageway, the trail becomes a little less…defined.

No complaints…

Toward the end, it does get a little harder.

And harder…

And harder…

But the end is worth it.  (this is the far end of the Lake in picture #1.)  Excellent hike!  Total trip: maybe 5 or 6 miles.  Not a bad morning jaunt.

I don’t seem to recall ever being favorably disposed toward humanity, but every year I’m impressed a little less…

Me and a friend of mine were walking home from a bar on Thursday night.  A dog was wandering ahead of us, meandering around like a lifelong stray, but it seemed healthy enough and it wore a collar.  The worst of my instincts said to leave the whole thing be, but my friend was quite adamant that we do something about this lost dog.  Seeing the collar, I rather hoped it’d be a simple matter of checking the tags.  If it had been, I obviously wouldn’t be writing this.

We caught up to the dog.  No tags.  Again, I had the urge to leave things alone.  Again my friend convinced me otherwise.  We followed the dog for a good ways trying to get some idea of where it might have come from.  Passing by one of the various New Paltz bars, a patron recognized the dog.  Apparently it was from the building next to my own apartment complex…

Deep down I knew that was too easy.  I’m too cynical to believe any good deed could end that well.  Sure enough, after sending a 3rd friend out to buy a leash, catching the dog, and bringing them down to my apartment, the house that we thought owned her was empty.  No lights, no noise, no one home.

I live a simple life in a small apartment.  Pets aren’t allowed and there’s no room anyways.  Obviously the dog stayed the night with me…

No barking, no scratching, no making a mess.  I’ve never seen a dog quite as friendly or as passive.  She plopped herself on the floor and watched me go about my nightly routine.  She didn’t even cause problems when we went out to grab some food…

In lieu of describing Alaina Ip (named snarkily after my friend) , here’s a picture we took that night.

The next morning I was moderately optimistic that we’d be able to get a hold of the owners and complete our good deed.  Alan took the day off to chaperone the dog around town and do what had to be done.  First, a phone call to the house next door.  After a few tries he was able to get a hold of them.  Verdict: not their dog, but they said they thought the owner had left town.  That’s pretty terrible, but at least we were now free to find the dog a good home…

A little later, the postman saw Alan walking the dog.  He recognized Alaina as Rosie from the Bed & Breakfast up the street.  In the mean time, Alan had called the Animal Control office to ask if anyone had been looking for a lost dog.  Figuring he could just take the dog to the Bed & Breakfast, hand her over, and toast to our great generosity, he was somewhat surprised to find the Animal Control officer already at the Bed & Breakfast when he got there.

And here’s where the story starts to suck.  Alaina, Rosie, the dog we found walking home from the bar, had been found in town a few times before.  The owner of the Bed & Breakfast had presumably been letting the dog go intentionally because … the dog has a most likely benign, but painful and eventually lethal tumor.  She’s 11 years old and the surgery that would help her costs $1500.  The owner, one of those wretched humans that deserve nothing but misery from now until the end of time, was apparently quoted as saying to one of the previous good Samaritans that she keeps hoping the dog will get run over so she won’t have to pay for anything.  Fuck her.

The rest of the story, still somewhat ongoing, played out according to the various rules and regulations that define such things.  The animal control officer cited the lady and gave her the dog back.  She now has 3 days to take care of the dog, somehow.  That doesn’t sound too good to me, but at least Alaina/Rosie won’t be wandering the street in pain all day.  I’d like to think that the lady will pay for the surgery.  If so, my friend and I are going to see if we can’t buy the dog off of her and start the search for a home again.  If she doesn’t do anything, I’ll be posting the name of the Bed & Breakfast on here.  It’s about as much as I can do to enforce the karma that should have picked the lady off long ago.

Pretty miserable state of affairs.  For once, I would have preferred to have had absolutely nothing to post for this week.  Writing has always been a very escapist hobby for me; at least when I’m telling the stories I get the choose the horrors I want to contend with at any given time.  No such luck in real life.  The only thing guaranteef is that humanity will continue suck in every possible way.  Whoever is telling that story is sick and debauched and I hope to hell they don’t get to write the sequel.

Writer’s block dogged me last weekend like some sort of film noir stalker.  It followed along to Monday, and Tuesday was a lost cause, mostly to class.  After a fit of fatigue-inspired desparation, I finally managed to start something new on Wednesday.

Well outside of this website, I also maintain a journal.  In theory, it’s a collection of musings that lack  coherent structure.  I do occasionally generate an idea within the journal and then build it up somewhere else as something a little more mature, but in truth the journal is more like a catalog of petty whining and stream-of-conscious complaints.  A portal to history in the making it is not.

Lost and increasingly frustrated with my lack of output, I decided that I’d take my routine, journal documented and annotated, and turn it into a story.  Yes, I was desparate enough to try to turn a 9-5 tech support job, 3 hour microeconomics class, and errand-filled repetition into a story…

I’m happy to say that’s not the story that I’m half finished with.  I admit I started that story, but fifty words in and I was bored with the setting, the characters, and whatever cobbled together plot I had decided on up to that point.

At first I started to make some small tweaks.  One by one, each change got a little bit larger.  After 200 words I was barely left with my initial idea still intact (no loss).  One person became three people.  My tech support job somehow became an anonymous poet laureate for a group of bank robbers.  A few sentences later and I turned the bank into a bar leaving me with a trio of bar-robbers philosophically opposed to speaking on the phone.  With the vault gone I had to pull out a few other motivations for my crew of would be Dillingers to wrastle with (other than their mutual distaste for tech support that is).

Currently, it’s half done and it’s not half bad.  (That means when it’s all done, it’ll only be a quarter bad?)  Another week at my current sluggardly pace and I’ll have it finished.  2,500 words tops I imagine.  I want to keep it short.  So far I’m riding a wave of Dickensian wall-breaking that would get old after more than a few pages.  Also, I want to have something to submit soon.  Once a month.  That’s the goal.  It’s not I have any especially need to put a story out into the world that quickly, but the world always seems a bit brighter the day after I’ve mailed off my tripe to another unsuspecting editor…

But aren’t short stories a waste of time?  I hear that periodically and I’ve never heard of them selling especially well.  It’s a tough market, although that’s all the better for learning against yes?  If you can write a publishable short story in such a small but vigorously contested market, you’ve proven that you’re up to par on your writing, at least that’s the theory.  If not, Neil Gaiman discussed short stories a bit in a recent interview. Verdict: not dead.  So there!

Well, I’m starting to antagonize my audiance  I imagine that’s as good a reason as any to bring this week’s absurdity to a close.  Adieu and Go England!  (I’m assuming the USA loses early, but hey, anything can happen right?)

Ahh, it has been terribly difficult to write.  I made such an effort to give myself time and I’ve done nothing to take advantage of it.  Sigh.  I suppose it’s the weather.  Rainy with occasional visits of thunder.  I find myself unmotivated.

For the sake of obligation and a  stubborn refusal to admit that I’ve got no place writing today, I have amassed a list of interesting Internet curiosities.  Since I stopped posting multiple times per week, I’ve done my damndest to avoid dumb link posts, but what else have I done this week worth discussing?  Well, I watched Wolverine.  Must I discuss that further?  Atrocious, really.  I finished the story mode for Red Dead Redemption.  Little confusing toward the end, maybe a little unnecessarily melodramatic, but a solid story and such a beautiful world.  I wish it had slowed down toward the end just a bit.  Maybe it was just my desire to see everything through, but the whole northern part of the world remains unexplored wilderness just yet.  I guess I’ll have to get up there one of these days…

So about those links:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX09WnGU6ZY: Legos are still cool.

http://kokugamer.com/2010/06/04/video-game-alphabet/ : A font for a LAN party poster?

http://us.akinator.com/: the game I wasted my time with instead of writing.  Sigh.

Finally: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100527/ap_on_re_us/us_the_big_walk, just one of those stories that amuse me.

My usual apologies for a wasted post.  Something better for next week…promise.