Archive for January, 2009


Since Christmas I’ve been watching episodes of the old 1960s-70s Mission Impossible series on dvd.  I’ve worked through the first two seasons already, about 50 episodes, and there are five more seasons remaining.

Each episode is roughly the same : team leader gets a briefing via tape recorder or cleverly hidden speaker, he chooses a handful of repeating team members, they discuss the plan in quaintly decorated apartment, the plan is then set in motion to be completed with clockwork precision.  Wash, rinse, repeat.  It’s a simple, repeating pattern, and it’s the big difference between writing now and writing fifty years ago.  Mission Impossible, like Perry Mason and Flash Gordon and a thousand other shows, comic books, and serial novels was episodic, but not at all organic.

That isn’t to say I’ve not enjoyed watching my show.  The plots are occasionally quaint ingeneous and it’s entertaining to see how 1960s american solved problems that would take a few minutes on the computer, a rocket engine, or a SWAT team these days.   Still, each episode the characters have a new plot, but the same haircut, same nonexistant backstory, same changeless, ageless history and future.  There is no grand story arc, no characterization, and no link in time between one mission and the next.  Each episode is exactly what modern episodic fiction cannot be.

In my opinion, the last great non-dyanamic television series was Star Trek: The Next Generation.  Since then each new show seems to have a larger, more dynamic story arc culminating with shows like 24 and Lost.  The mini-series format has become the minimum expectation.

It’s no different with writing.  The lone novel remains a venerable and successful format, but within genre fiction (fantasy and science fiction) the trilogy and shared world are by far more popular.  Just as with television the expectation is on changing characters and a plot of ever-expanding scope.  In fact, given that the written word can carry so much more detail than a television show, these demands are exponentially greater.

I say this in relation to my constant pet-project: micro-fiction.  Short writing pieces can’t just tell entertaining vignettes.  There must be a greater story being propogated (I think X-files) and also characters that change and grow (and die) in relation to the demands placed upon them.  The expectations upon a story have just flat changed.  Pure escapism has given way to intellectual exploration.  Readers and watchers who run into brick walls stop paying attention;  the age of Dick Tracy is dead.  Even Batman is no longer the ever-vigilent Dark Knight returning night after night to foil the Joker.  Stories today are more complex, more vibrant…and for all the neat gadgetry and clever plotlines, have the potentially to be a thousand times more exciting.

Cartoons, that venerable section in the newspaper, home to Peanuts, Calvin and Hobbes, Garfield, Beatle Bailey, and a thousand others…are dying. The entire newspaper industry is flailing, struggling to go online and capture readers.

News and shopping will always havean obvious home. People will actively search for information about the world and for items to buy, but what about comics? It’s not a necessity. It’s entertainment…it’s art. It has to compete, not with better comics, but with television, online video, music, video games, animation…etc etc etc.

And so our fates are intertwined. Fiction writing and comics are two industries that have classically been rooted in print publications that are moving and will have to continue moving to digital distribution methods. Newspapers are going to die faster than books will though, so the publishing industry should be watching closely. If cartoonists can succeed in setting up a subscription model to send comics to iPhones/iPods, there will be room to push fiction writing into the same domain. Looking at a picture and reading are not the same by any means, I’ve said before that I don’t think the technology is completely there for e-books to be popular, but it’s a path to follow.

Batman The Animated Series. If you haven’t seen it, buy the dvds. If you have seen it, you probably want these.

Another technical update:

As you can see, I’ve removed the background. The other one was a bit cluttered and distracting. I also changed the front back to black, Sylfaen. I just think it looks better. I took the background away from the footer box and centered the copyright lines. The top header also got padding change.

I tested the wordpress+Ajax plugin. Interesting, maybe worth looking at in the future, but it had some issues, so I disabled it.

The forums are still a test-bed only, but permalinks are now working. I’ve been trying out a few different styles. The current one is inove, found here. http://ericlbarnes.com/projects/inove-for-bbpress/. I like the look of it.

I think that’s about it. Forum is still a work in progress, but I’m pleased with this latest round of updates.

~Robert

Duchenne Smile

According to Wikipedia:

A Duchenne smile contracts the zygomatic muscles of the cheek and eye, forming crow’s feet. The crow’s feet indicate that the smile is genuine and that the smiler is truly happy. It was discovered by and is named after Guillaume Duchenne.

After writing about prosody I spent an hour or so running around esciencenews.com. There’s some great articles and tons of science. From a writing standpoints one article stuck out in particular. Smiles!

Skin bunched by the eyes, raised cheekbones, a slight squint, all signs of a genuine smile…and useful to write when you’re sick of ‘John Smiled’

We have a new President!

Oh, and here’s a list of every President’s inauguration speech.

New President Today! The entirety of my political life has been under Bush the 2nd, a social conservative, fiscally liberal, anti-intellectual bumpkin. I’ve always doubted whether I was a liberal in mind and spirit or just driven by a bitterness towards his initial election, a malaise towards his policies, exasperated with his incompetance, and made bitter by my liberal enviroment. For the next 4 or 8 years I’ll get to see what a liberal government does. I have high hopes!

If facial expressions say more than a 1000 words, than we can cut out a thousand words by writing about facial expressions, yes? Maybe not, but prosody…what a great word! Sometimes you read something and it just overflows with…well…prosody. Tapping into little things like facial expressions is a good way to furfill that arch-commandment of show, not tell.

Here’s another article explaining just how people respond to these little facial queues.

Tech Update for Servusamanu.

I recently added a BBPress forum located at http://www.servusamanu.com/servusamanu/forum/. It can also be accessed from a top header icon on the main page.

Right now it’s just a sandbox to test the forum’s security and admin features, but I may have some plans for it in the future. Further update posts forthcoming. I’ve also added a backup plugin, statpress analytics, and akismet comment validation.

Future plans:
Add some Ajax functionality to the site.
Reskin The Forum
Configure Akismet for Forum Posts
Tweak The Upper Header Bar

Cheers, Robert

Dear Seahawks, (Can I call you that?)

For over two decades you’ve been near and dear to my heart, but you’re killing me. You were so close, so very close, to Superbowl Victory. I admit that game had some close referee calls and maybe you should have won, but you didn’t need to collapse the year afterwards in mourning. And this year…injuries I know, I know.

It’s a new year and a new season will be coming. You’ve got a few months to prepare, a draft to go through, and plenty of time to make some key trades. You’ve got a new coach with lots of potential. Let’s make this the year, eh?

First, you really need to shore up the front line. You can’t rely on Walter Jones forever. Remember when you had Steve Hutchinson? That was great. Find someone like him. We all know Hasselback (Hassel Bad Back) can’t be getting hit. (Senaca Wallace? Let him try out in preseason, eh?) Get some good linemen and you’ll find that Mo can run pretty well.

The era of the fullback is over. Mack Strong was the last of the generation. Leonard Weaver is phenomenal because he can catch and run on his own. Jones is a bit of a bum and Mo is out after this year, so use him more.

Same deal with John Carlson. He’s pretty good at tight end. Keep throwing to him.

The receiving core is solid, but definitely has room for improvement. Burleson, Engram, Obamanu, Branch. No one that good, but no one really bad. Branch is overpriced and there’s too many injuries. Get some young blood!

Defense! The defense used to be amazing. Seahawks have always had a good pass defense, but it flopped this year. Everyone is just slowing down. Even Lofa Tatupu wasn’t nearly as fast this year. Try to find a few young guys, especially fast guys for the secondary. You can test em out on special teams, which also needs a lot of work.

Finally, Kicker…losing Josh Brown was rough. He could get the ball a lot farther than this new guy. Surely you can find someone out there with a good leg? Whatever you do, don’t forget special teams. Picking up (and preventing) 10 yards here and there comes out big in the end. You don’t need Devin Hester, just someone who can push the ball and a bit farther (and defensively keep the punt returner where he stands).

You’ve got a good shot at it. Injuries took a toll this year, but you’re a good team. Arizona is finally a challenge so you’ll get some practice for the playoffs. And whatever you do, look at people’s ages. Hasselback is getting old. He’s always thrown too many picks. When you get a new player, get someone a bit calmer. Maybe a little thrower at passing, maybe not as strong, but calmer and more judicious. It’ll save us some embarrassment next time we ask for the ball and promptly throw an interception.

Best wishes,
the 12th man